The Holland Boy Virus: Story

It was a day like other, me sitting at my pc;

A dumb day, me just watching vids and making cool minecraft lets plays;

When i suddenly noticed an ad that said "Get your free TV's!";

I was suddenly so joyful because I have never owned a TV in my entire life;

I clicked the ad and it lead me to this weird site with Holland Boys with angry looking eyebrows and smiles, also there was text that said "Haha U R Haxord!!!!!!!"; I didn't understand what this meant at first, I don't speak retard, I have 10 IQ so I was too intelligent to understand what this meant;

But then, when my computer started acting all weird like it injected heroin;

There were a lot of popups popping up that said "You are Gay" or "You like Men" or even "Men are your Passion, You're into Fashion";

Not only that, but it kept opening up Internet Explorer and played a music video called "Holland Boys - I am Gay";

I don't understand what this was, but i was guessing it meant business;

I was scared, and i started feeling nauseous, like i was drugged;

I dropped down on the cold, damp floor because my sewage system was still not GOD DAMN FIXED, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FIXED LIKE FUCKING 2 DAYS AGO;

I woke up, in a house, full of men, chanting "I am gay, I like Men, I work Hard, I'm into Fashion, Men are my Passion.";

I realized, that all this time, I was a man;

They were all around me, I was scared;

Then, all of a sudden, they started coming closer;

That's right, they were gonna gangbang me;

But, Sonic the Hedgehog taught me something that Mario could never teach me;

How to get out of this situation;

First, I had to say "No!";

Secondly, I had to get out of there;

And that's how i survived getting fucked by gay men;

But since I was celebrating along with my ass, I didn't see or hear any of the men grouping up on me again;

I managed to get out of there before you know what happened;

But I wasn't happy, cause I found out that all the world was turning gay;

Which left me to save the world from fully becoming homosexual;

But before I finish this part off, you might want to know how I wasn't turned gay aswell?;

Well, it was because i had the power of God and anime on my side.